yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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