I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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Found your dick twin last night
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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