Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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