Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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