I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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