just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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