Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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