what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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