Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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