So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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