On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I love having hate sex.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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