I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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