She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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