This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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