He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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