My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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