There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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