Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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