I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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