I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
How's work?
Spinning.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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