so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can I color on your dick again?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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