video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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