I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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