i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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