You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Your dad touched me again.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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