OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
