can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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