took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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