i need an iv and a liver transplant
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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