my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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