my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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