I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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