Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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