yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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