I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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