she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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