u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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