You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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