honey bunches of taint.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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