I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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