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• (917): View more from New York City

  i puked in the mini-firdge

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  we don't have a mini-fridge?

  (917): View more from New York City

  bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that

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• (626): View more from California

  What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?

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  You have mice?

  (626): View more from California

  no why?

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• (408): View more from California

  booty call

  (925): View more from California

  i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  "Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

  (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes

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• (916): View more from California

  Were you citizens arresting people again last night?

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