Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
time to smoke my breakfast
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He did a backflip because drugs
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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