I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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