we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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