i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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