I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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