You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I have feelings that need drinking.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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