He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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