you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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