i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't deserve a penis
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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