Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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