Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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