why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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