I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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