I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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