you win again, gameday.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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