have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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