last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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