Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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