I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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