Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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